Monday, April 13, 2009

A Wizard In A Tea Cup or "Tea Baggins Rides Again!"

The whole “Tea Party” story has “spilled over” into even more perverse and sinister territory in the past few days. Throughout the country, "cockeyed” militias and racist white power groups, like the KKK, have embraced the sloganeering “Tea Baggers”, raising the level of “threat” associated with the ever-so-charming, "Bag", "political” cotillions.

Tea Baggers they are... and Tea Baggers they will be... And this is probably why they seem to have had no problem with their new (or maybe old) friends showing up at the party! What a charming thought the Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan sharing a cup of “Earl Grey” with the local Fox News reporter or militia leaders wife.

“What can we do?” you ask “to counter this wizardly attack on "good sense" and the time-honored, wholesome tradition of “Tea Bagging”?” “Fear not” says I… “Me thinks the time has come to call out our greatest weapon!”.

Look out, "Grand Wizard of the KKK” it’s the “White Wizard”! That’s right... Gandalf, Baby!… On Shadowfax he rides light of hoof and... Wait…! What’s that sitting between our kindly wizards legs? Not Frodo, not Bilbo.. no… it’s his most secret of weapons… more angry than a dragon with enchanted hemorrhoids…T’is none other than “TEA BAGGINS” riding in hard from the distant land of Sackville!

Lord, help those Tea Baggers now!

25 comments:

Snickers said...

Where does Tea Baggins wear his ring of power?

CatPower said...

Some where very precious I'm sure!

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't he have his gnarly staff in his hand

Anonymous said...

Funny!

Pickmeup said...

Tea Baggin is a "Sackville" baggins then... LOL M8

Anonymous said...

Stupid stupid Republicans

Anonymous said...

How far behind is Newt Golumgrich

Anonymous said...

The whole tea baggers thing is a gift from God!

Tony said...

Amen

JockuR said...

Lord help us!

shotgunwedding said...

Someone please tea bag cheney

factormem8 said...

Where's that picture of Gandalf from?

Anonymous said...

Bam right in the head with his crystal balls¡

Craig said...

Old boffer is right behind!

Southern Star said...

With some old Toby and Longbottom Leaf!

Murph said...

Plus, that ain't tea, it's Kool-aid.

Anonymous said...

I like

Anonymous said...

Stupid and funny!

Legolas said...

Were those "saddle baggins" on Shadowfax lord of the Mearas?

Anonymous said...

Is he coming with Dick Army?

Gaffer said...

What are: enchanted dragon hemorrhoids power? Lvl 20 hit points?

Matt said...

They Tea Bagged the White House!

Giles said...

I read today Texas was leaving the Union and joining with the dark forces of Mordor

Ital_Vin said...

What a bunch of crazy people there are in America. People in Italy think you are very funny.

Anonymous said...

how big is that hobbit between his legs?

 
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