Monday, April 6, 2009

Release the Three-Headed Hound of Hell or Where’s Tony Stark when we need him!

Today New York State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo filed civil fraud charges against J. Ezra Merkin a Madoff middleman. Merkin, may have, dumped huge amounts of investors' money into the $65 billion Ponzi scheme, through the giant hedge fund Cerberus, basically a huge feeder fund.

Cerberus?.... My first question is who invests their money with a company who’s named after the three-headed dog guardian of Hell? Not me! The message is clear!

And what about the “Iron Man” super-villain named… ah.. “Cerebrus” (a combination of the words: Cerberus and Cerebrum). Here’s a brief overview of "Iron man's" ultimate nemesis; Cerebrus was an immense super computer spanning almost the entire surface of Earth. It possessed advanced analytical and multi-tasking abilities, coordinating and regulating virtually every facet of life on Earth, from power plants to agriculture to transportation. It utilized a number of human servants, mostly men, all of whom have had their original personality, morals and memories erased to better serve its will. The Human race rapidly became completely dependent on Cerebrus, zombie-like slaves of the machine incapable of thinking or caring for themselves!

Hmm... it does sound familiar…

Where’s Tony Stark when we need him! And where's Tony's hedge fund? I mean he was a billionaire, he must have done something with all that money.... that's what we need...A super-hero investment group... Stark/Wayne investments...Sounds good!

15 comments:

Rick said...

Really funny :) Great stuff!

fanboy super skills said...

I'd invest in the Wayne fund but not stark he's an alcoholic

toadhall said...

Tony Stark Freddie Mercury's moustache in the 70s

Dan G. said...

Love the blog. How often do you post?

Anonymous said...

Cerebrus lives!

Stark Enterprizes said...

Didn't Cerebrus have these strange tubes networked everywhere for delivering things around world?

Joel said...

Really good blog! Are you going to do current film reviews?

Lameard said...

Stark/Wanye sorry can't happen DC and Marvel

Dan G. said...

Marvel- D.C. it's happend before! When's the next movie coming out?

Anonymous said...

Ironman 2 - summer - 2010 Mickey Rorke is going to be in it

Anonymous said...

Who's rourke playing?

David Michael Beaupre said...

Thanks Murph! Noted and Modiffied!

Anonymous said...

Dick Cheney's brain controls Cerebus!

Cerberus said...

The whole Cerebus story line was stolen and used in the Terminator movies and the Bush administration

Joel said...

I love it

Beware of The Blob, it creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of The Blob

Best lyric to a sci-fi movie ever

 
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